just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
I am about to cry laughing omfg
REASONS WHY AQUAMAN SUCKS
THOSE LITTLE PLASTIC MOTHERFUCKERS LITTER THE OCEAN AND CAUSE REAL PROBLEMS TO THE SWEET LITTLE FISH AND MAMMALS AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE LIVES IN THAT ABYSS OF DARK WATERY TERROR.
DON’T YOU GO SHITTING ON AQUAMAN BECAUSE HE GETS CAUGHT UP IN SEA CREATURE NON-CONSENSUAL BONDAGE DEVICES.
HE’S IN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE. HE CAN RIDE FLYING FISH. HE CAN SUMMON A FUCKING SHARK WITH HIS MIND. ALL THE SEA CREATURES ARE HIS HOMIES. AQUAMAN IS JUST AS RESPECTABLE AS ANY OTHER SUPERHERO.
rebloggable, as requested :)
God bless you
while i don’t suffer all these afore mentioned symptoms (my periods are pretty mellow, thankfully), i can attest that this is honest to goodness true and pure gold at that
bless you for your story
feminist bro strider is my favorite thing
feminist bro strider more like favorite headcanon ever
“The ‘Xbox One’ can now play offline & trade used games.”
This is all I have to say.